Big Dick Energy - Mookaite Crystal Penis Power Totem Gift Box

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Get colorful with your gift choices: give your friends and family some Big Dick Energy!  Our Big Dick Energy Gift Box comes with one Mookaite Crystal penis carving in your chosen size and features a sassy card with a playful poem above a background of joyful rainbow dicks. As an appreciation of swagger, a gag gift, or a metaphysical power totem, you just can't beat Big Dick Energy.

Inextricably associated with the energies of the Divine Masculine, a crystal penis is often used to invoke fertility, strength, or courage.  Phallic symbolism has been found painted or carved on amulets, shields, and even weaponry throughout history. The phallus shape is synonymous with charting your own course, the drive to provide abundance, and of course virility. A crystal penis is a gemstone carving that can be worn as a talisman or placed on your altar as a spiritual icon, encouraging you to overcome hardships.

Mookaite comes in many delightful earthy shades, and is a gemstone of self awareness, personal empowerment, and motivation. Mookaite is always encouraging us to be the best version of ourselves and to strive for success. It is an exquisite stone for anyone embarking on a new venture, career, or life chapter, since Mookaite helps us to focus on the actions we must take to reach fulfillment and positive growth.

Product Information:
You will receive one Big Dick Energy Gift Box containing one Mookaite Crystal Penis Carving in the size you have chosen from the dropdown menu, as well as its corresponding poem on ivory or white paper.

Phalluses are made of natural Mookaite and vary in color. Some phalluses feature inclusions or natural dips inherent to the growth patterns of the source stone. Sizing is approximate and may vary slightly from carving to carving as these are shaped by hand. No two are exactly the same!

Crystal Penis Carvings are for display and ritual use only, and should never be used internally.

Crystals and gemstones are nature's true beauties, but they are not a substitute for seeking professional medical, legal, health, or financial advice.  Crystals and gemstones are to be used in conjunction with any professional care you are receiving and do not provide healing, cures, or other remedies modern medicine can provide.  The information provided in our listings with regard to the powers of crystals and gemstones are all derived from personal & professional experience with crystals & gems as well as ancient wisdom and texts documenting knowledge gained from civilizations around the world.  They are not backed by the FDA or scientific/government resources.  Our crystals & gemstones are not intended to diagnose, treat, prevent, or cure any disease or malady.  Our crystals and gemstones are also not a replacement for seeking professional legal advice, financial advising, or any other field of professional expertise.  Crystals and gemstones are intended to be appreciated for their natural power and beauty, and used alongside modern, professional methods.

Products sold by Crystal Gemstone Shop are intended for adult collectors of crystals and gemstones; children should only work with crystals and gemstones with adult supervision.

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Cynthia

This a great gift for your man. 💜