Big Dick Energy - Tigers Eye Crystal Penis Power Totem Gift Box
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There's nothing quite like Big Dick Energy! Our Big Dick Energy Gift Box comes with one Tigers Eye Crystal penis carving in your chosen size and features a cheery card with a saucy poem above a background of lighthearted rainbow dicks. It's the perfect way to tell someone you appreciate their swagger and upright character, but it also makes a unique gag gift. Whether you intend it as a prank or want to impart the metaphysical properties of a phallic totem, our Big Dick Energy Gift Box is bound to perk up your day!
A traditional symbol of the Divine Masculine, crystal phalluses are used as totems for personal power, bravery, and virility. The shape of the penis has been found painted or carved on amulets, shields, and even weaponry throughout history. It is associated with forging one's own destiny, achieving fortune through perseverance, and of course fertility. A crystal penis is a spiritual tool rich with masculine energy, and can be kept on your altar or worn as a talisman to promote strength and overcoming hardships.
Tigers Eye is a beautiful and spiritually versatile gemstone, known as a conduit for prosperity as well as a beacon of metaphysical protection. Tigers Eye is particularly useful for shielding us from the malicious intentions and influences of others, so it's a great stone to work with if you want to steer clear of other peoples' drama and bad vibes. Work with Tigers Eye when you want to focus on your opportunities, blessings, and sources of abundance without letting other people bring you down.
Product Information:
You will receive one Big Dick Energy Gift Box containing one Tigers Eye Crystal Penis Carving in the size you have chosen from the dropdown menu, as well as its corresponding poem on ivory or white paper.
Phalluses are made of natural Tigers Eye and may feature inclusions or small dips inherent to the growth patterns of the source stone. Sizing is approximate and may vary slightly from carving to carving as these are shaped by hand. No two are exactly the same!
Tigers Eye is a beautiful and spiritually versatile gemstone, known as a conduit for prosperity as well as a beacon of metaphysical protection. Tigers Eye is particularly useful for shielding us from the malicious intentions and influences of others, so it's a great stone to work with if you want to steer clear of other peoples' drama and bad vibes. Work with Tigers Eye when you want to focus on your opportunities, blessings, and sources of abundance without letting other people bring you down.
Product Information:
You will receive one Big Dick Energy Gift Box containing one Tigers Eye Crystal Penis Carving in the size you have chosen from the dropdown menu, as well as its corresponding poem on ivory or white paper.
Phalluses are made of natural Tigers Eye and may feature inclusions or small dips inherent to the growth patterns of the source stone. Sizing is approximate and may vary slightly from carving to carving as these are shaped by hand. No two are exactly the same!
Crystal Penis Carvings are for display and ritual use only, and should never be used internally.
